[Jokes4u] (Fwd) FW: Beer Study

Richard airman at speed-mail.co.uk
Tue Apr 26 13:46:27 EDT 2005


Official Beer Study

Yesterday scientists for Health Canada suggested that, considering the
results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female
hormones in beer, men should take a look at their beer consumption.
The theory is that drinking beer makes men turn into women. To test
the theory, 100 men were fed 6 pints of beer each within a one hour
period. It was then observed that 100% of the men gained weight,
talked excessively without making sense, became overly emotional,
couldn't drive, failed to think rationally, argued over nothing, and
refused to apologize when wrong. No further testing is planned.
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SJC




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