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[Steve Bailey]

thought this might cause a giggle

Artery - the study of  paintings
Barium - what's done  if a patient dies
Cat Scan - searching  for kitty
Cauterize - made eye  contact with her
Coma - a punctuation  mark
D & C - where  Washington is
Dilate - to live a  long time
Enema - not a  friend
Fester -  quicker
Fibula - a small  lie
Impotent -  distinguished and well known
Labour Pain - getting  hurt at work
Medical Staff - a  doctors cane
Morbid - a higher  offer
Nitrates - better  than day rates
Node - was aware  of
Outpatient - when a  patient faints
Post Operative -  delivers the mail to the ward
Recovery Room - a  place to do upholstery
Rectum - Damn near  killed 'em
Secretion - hiding  something
Seizure - a Roman  emperor
Tablet - a small  table
Ultrasound - very  good music
Urine - the opposite  of "you're out"
Varicose -  nearby
Vein -  conceited

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