[Jokes4u] Aunty Sharon

[Steve Bailey]

-------- Original Message --------
From: Ian Baker
>Subject: Fw: The Moral of Auntie Sharon
>
>  A teacher gave her class of 11 year olds an assignment: To get their
>  Parent to tell them a story with a moral at the end of it.
>
>  The next day the kids came back and one by one began to tell their
>   stories.
>  Ashley said, "My father's a farmer and we have a lot of egg-laying
>  hens. One time we were taking our eggs to market in a basket on the
>  front seat of the car when we hit a big bump in the road and all the
>  eggs got broken.
>  "What's the morale of that story?" asked the teacher. "Don't put all
>  your eggs in one basket!" "Very good," said the  teacher.
>
>  Next little Sarah raised her hand and said, "Our family are Farmers
>  too. But we raise chickens for the meat market. One day we had a
>   dozen eggs, but when they hatched we only got ten live chicks, and the
>  moral
>  this story is, 'Don't count your chickens before they're hatched'."
>  "That was a fine story Sarah."
>
>  Michael, do you have a story to share?"
>  "Yes. My daddy told me this story about my Aunty Sharon. Aunty
>  Sharon was a flight engineer on a plane in the Gulf War and her plane got
>  hit..
>  and had to bail out over enemy territory and all she had was a
>  bottle of whisky, a machine gun and a machete. She drank the whiskey
>  on  the way down  so it wouldn't break and then she landed right in the
>  middle of   100 enemy troops. She killed seventy of them with the machine
>  gun
>  until  she  ran out of bullets. Then she killed twenty more with the
>  machete
>  until the blade broke. And then she killed the last ten with  her bare
>  hands."
>
>  "Good heavens," said the horrified teacher, "what kind of moral did
>  your daddy tell you from that horrible story?"
>
>  "Stay the f**k away from Aunty Sharon when she's been drinking."