[Jokes4u] Shopkeepers

[Stephen Bailey]

The shopkeeper was dismayed when a brand new business much like his own
opened up next door and erected a huge sign which read BEST DEALS.

He was horrified when another competitor opened up on his right, and
announced its arrival with an even larger sign, reading LOWEST PRICES.

The shopkeeper was panicked, until he got an idea. He put the biggest sign
of all over his own shop-it read...

MAIN ENTRANCE.