[Jokes4u] jokes?

[Stephen Bailey]

(1)

"The Bureau of Incomplete Statistics reports that one out of three."

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(2)

A mother firefly and her brood were out for a walk. 'Whatever happens,' mom
ordered, 'don't shine your light. I don't want you eaten by owls.'

Sure enough, after a little while, she spotted the youngest one glowing
behind her. 'You heard what I said,' scolded the mother. 'Why did you
disobey?'

'Well,' said the little one, 'when you gotta glow, you gotta glow.'