[Jokes4u] very droll!

[Stephen Bailey]

Two jokes...

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I called to make airline reservations and was put on hold. After several
minutes of taped music, a recorded voice came on:

"If you have been waiting longer than ten minutes, you may press eight.
This will not speed up your call, but it will give you something to do
while you wait."

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(Charles Spurgeon is a famous Victorian Baptist preacher.)

"Some ministers would make good martyrs; they are so dry they would burn
well." - Charles Haddon Spurgeon