[Jokes4u] Thoughts...

[SGBailey at iee.org]

> 
> Ever wonder about people who spend £ on those little
> bottles of Evian water? 
> 
> Try spelling Evian backwards
> 

Also...

Why are a wise man and a wise guy opposites?

Why do overlook and oversee mean opposite things?

When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say?

Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?

How can you ever get off of a non-stop flight?

Why aren't wrong numbers ever busy?

Have you ever seen a toad sitting on a toadstool?

Should pilots be barred from taking crash courses?

Do medics in Rome refer to IVs as 4s?

Are part-time band leaders semi-conductors?

Why is the third hand on a watch called the second hand?

If a candle factory burns down, do they try to put out the fire or
simply stand around singing happy birthday?

Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?

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