[Jokes4u] Dicing with death

[Charles Bockett-Pugh]

St. Peter is sitting in his cabin just inside the pearly gates, and it's
late. Just as he dozes off, there's a ring. Stiffly, he rises, shuffles
out to the gate and opens it. There's nobody there. Grumbling about
vandals, he returns to his warm stove, puts on another log and sits with
drooping eyes. Suddenly another ring, and by the time he's got up,
walked round the cat, picked up the keys which were in the wrong place,
and opened the gate, there's no one there. Puzzled, he decides to be
prepared and sits on a hard chair by the door, with a copy of Paradise
Lost. On the third ring, he leaps up, swings wide the door and grabs and
catches a man.
"What's the game, then?", says St Peter. The man replies, "They're trying
to resuscitate me!".

Charles Bockett-Pugh


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