[Jokes4u] Chicken sandwiches

[Stuart Brook]

A little boy and  a little girl attended the same school and became friends.
Every  day they would sit together to eat their lunch. They discovered
that they both brought chicken sandwiches every day!

This went on all through elementary school, until one day he
noticed she wasn't eating chicken anymore.

He said, "Hey, how come you're not eating chicken, don't you like it
anymore?"

She said "I love it but I have to stop eating it."

"Why?" he  asked.

She pointed to her lap and said "Cause I'm starting to grow little
feathers down there!"

"Let me see" he said. "Okay" and she pulled up her skirt. He looked
and said, "That's right. You are! Better not eat any more chicken."

He kept eating his chicken sandwiches until one day he brought peanut
butter.  He said to the little girl, "I have to stop eating chicken
sandwiches, I'm starting to get feathers down there too!"

She asked if she could look, so he pulled down his pants for her.
She said "Oh, my God, it's too late for you! You've already got the
neck and the gizzards".