[Jokes4u] (Fwd) Cosmetic Surgery

[Richard]

A middle aged woman had a heart attack and was taken to the hospital.

While on the operating table she had a near death experience.  Seeing
God she asked, "is my time up?"

God said, "No you have another 43 years, 2 months and 8 days to live."


Upon hearing this, the woman decided to stay in the hospital and have
liposuction and a tummy tuck.  She even had someone change her hair
colour.

Since she had so much more time to live, she figured she might as well
make the most of it.

She was released from the hospital.  While crossing the street on her
way home, she was killed by a car.

Arriving in front of God, she demanded, "I thought you said I had
another 43 years?  Why didn't you pull me from out of the path of the
car?"

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God replied, "I didn't recognise you."



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